I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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