there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Quick, to the slutcave!
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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