We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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