Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
tell me about the eggs
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