But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize