Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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