check it out our google latitudes are spooning
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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