There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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