I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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