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you win
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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