Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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