was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I came so hard my ears popped.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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