whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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