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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Hey its my first time.

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  I think you mean "it's my first time"

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.

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• (707): View more from California

  just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  they just started filling water ballons with vodka.

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  on my way.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.

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• (650): View more from California

  At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke

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  She kept going

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.

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