it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.