Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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