there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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