Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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