my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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