sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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