I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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