She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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