i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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