"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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