I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
