i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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