READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
