It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize