Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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