im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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