Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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