Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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