So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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