So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
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if only i could text you this smell
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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