Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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