All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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