"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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