we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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