I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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