Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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