I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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