idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I just gift wrapped bread.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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