I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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