Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
