yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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