you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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