We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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