bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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