i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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