sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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