i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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