its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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