Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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